It’s me! You from 20 years ago, do you remember? Hahaha, I don’t think so. But if you are reading this, which is highly improbable because this letter is probably in a dumpsite somewhere, I really hope you’re not a lazy ass person like me…which is also you. But from now on I’ll stop procrastinating, says the guy writing this letter an hour before we pass it, I’ll try though.
Seriously…what else am I supposed to tell you? Ah. I guess I hope you have a wife by then…dude…you’re 35 years old, if you don’t even have or had a girlfriend by then…I’m going to be disappointed in myself…
Actually as I’m writing this, I remembered that I have to tell you how I capitalize on my strengths and weaknesses…soooo, I guess I’ll start with my strengths…nevermind that, if I tell you I’ll have to die from embarrassment, so weaknesses it is then. Let’s start with the Filipino language. Yes, THAT language. That dreadful and confusing language, even I can read and write in Japanese, 見る？私もそれを入力することができます.
The language that is supposedly a lot harder to understand for a Filipino. Ahem, back to the topic, I capitalize my weakness in Filipino by using it as an excuse to, uhhhh, be bad at Filipino…so that I can focus on learning another language *cough* Japanese *cough*.
Another weakness of mine are…girls. Yes, the most confusing and emotionally unstable organism to have ever lived on earth, seriously, you’ll never know what they’re thinking. But in my case, I made it my strength recently by using it as a reason to get friends who are girls, or girlfriends hahahaha haha ha ha *sob* *sob*, Okay I actually tell some of them that “Oh, I don’t have much friends who are girls, and I’m kinda hoping for you to be one?” I say to the hundredth girl. Ha
Haaaa, I really hope you’re doing well. I’m going to try my best here to give you the best there…wow I sound like my dad…damn…If 20 years from now you have a stable job where you can work happily for you and your…our family’s sake, you’re very goddamn welcome.
But if you’re life’s sucky, you’re still a virgin, nobody likes you and you know you’re gonna die alone…that’s on you, hahahaha, I shouldn’t be laughing at my future self’s problems, hahaha. I am really sorry, somewhere along the line I…we probably messed up somewhere soooo. I’m sorry.
Written by Elyn M.
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